Dating would be so much easier if I just had tourettes* and no shame. I'd just blurt out what I think and not be embarrassed about it. There'd be no room for interpretation or subjectivity. Just the cold, hard truth. Sprazzy-spraz: Keepin' it real.
*or some other condition where I unabashedly spouted my thoughts, feelings and opinions without fear of consequence. I just looked up tourette syndrome and it really has nothing to do with the conditions I just described. Read about it.